Here is an excerpt from the press release about the book:
When a virus makes everyone over the age of eighteen infertile, would-be parents must pay teen girls to conceive and give birth to their children, making teens the most prized members of society.
I think I must already have this virus, which means the apocalypse is coming for sure. I'm like THISCLOSE to hiring a teen to have my baby anyway.
Anyway, you too can win an ARC of Bumped if you go to the link above and follow the instructions. You will need a virgin, a chicken, and a hair from the balls of an adolescent liger.
But really I'm writing this so I can get an ARC of Bumped. Because GOD HELP ME if I have to wait until APRIL to read this. I'm annoyed enough my possible IVF cycle is being delayed another month because my insurance and RE office collectively are acting as one giant asshole, kind of like when the Thundercats all link together to make that giant ass Thundercat. It's like that, but they make a giant asshole, puckery and brown.
Anyway. To sum up: blog. Bumped. ARC of Bumped. Giant Thundercat of asshole.
